Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Everyday's Like Christmas Day Without You

It's cold and there's nothing to do.

Not really sleepy yet.

Taking a break from the guitar inventory series to bring you what's become a yearly tradition: the Christmas wish list. I understand that it's been a few evenings past Christmas Eve, but would it have made a difference? I thought so.

Let's take a look at last year's list:

  • Mac - Typing on it as I, uh, type
  • Clae McQueens - didn't get this, but only because I procrastinated until it ran out of 7's. Got Creative Recreation kicks instead.
  • Guitar effects and cables - Digitech Grunge and Planet Waves cable, check
  • Broadband internet at the Condeaux - this was inevitable anyway
  • An abundance of free time - Oh, so close
So all in all, not a bad percentage of "success" for the past year, if that's how we keep score. But I did retail therapy myself through 2009, so all this isn't a surprise. More on this in the Year in Review post, when I get there.

It hits me that one reason that I didn't post a wish list is because I don't really need anything right now now. Nothing tangible, at least. But here goes:

  • Absolute Death. The book, not, you know, the sweet release of.
  • Strangers in Paradise Omnibus, when it comes out. I understand there are only 1,200 copies but it is a wish list.
  • A Lego Hotel.
  • A Blackberry. Ok that was quick
  • A guitar case, and a pedal board.
  • A Vox amp.
  • A Les Paul.
  • A gig to play the Les Paul at.
  • To still fit in all my clothes.
  • A decent vacation, with indecent company.
Obviously, I've set my targets a bit higher in 2010.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Taking Stock Part 1: Gibson SG Custom

I took an inventory of all my electric guitars earlier. Of course, it was only an inventory of four so that took all of five minutes. But it got me thinking about the stories behind each of them, and that took a wee bit longer.

I'm excluding acoustic guitars because I went through probably seven of them very quickly in a few years since I couldn't take care of them very well. That's what happens when you always want your amps to go up to eleven. Besides, only one of them is still with me or in working condition, and there's no stories behind it. So far.

So where to start? From the beginning, of course.

Where did you get it? I got my first electric guitar in 1993 (1994?)- a fake Gibson SG - from a classmate whose specialty was playing Gin Blossoms covers. He sold it for the princely sum of P1,200, so he could buy what I assume were car speakers. I remember making the transaction in the Ople household - I have no idea why.

He first played (what else) "Hey Jealousy" to show me that it was working and in tune. But the deal was closed when he played the shred part of the solo for "Sweet Child". (The tab and friends call it Fill 1, it's the part of the solo that scales up the neck really fast and is actually played by a second lead guitar on the album. Wooo.) Oh how could I resist.

The SG wasn't as popular then as it is today but I was thrilled regardless. The most popular SG player was and still is Angus Young from AC/DC, and it was also the main guitar for indie goddess Juliana Hatfield and Soundgarden's Kim Thayil, so that was enough cred for me.

There are a couple of things that bugged me about it though. For one, the Bigsby tremolo was a bit out of place on a guitar known more for metal. Second, it hardly ever stayed in tune - mainly due to the trem - and the low E string was hell to keep in pitch.

It's also the only guitar I have that came with its own hard case. Which me and my friend dutifully vandalized one drunken night. I can't understand some of those hieroglyphics now either.

Where has it been? In college I was part of a band that played songs that had acoustic rhythm parts, so our rhythm player used an acoustic guitar while I used his electric. So instead of using the SG I used our rhythm player's Yamaha super-strat, which was a bit more mainstream and was more likely to stay in tune throughout "These Are Days".

My dad's friend used to come over and play Ventures songs on it for hours on end, which made me wonder how he made it sound so good. He died a few years ago and I never got to hear it played that way again. May God rest his soul.

The SG did make it on stage to one gig: Kampo in 1995, opening for Passage. Yes, Ira Cruz probably saw me die of embarrassment. And after that failure of a show I was convinced to get a new guitar if I am in any way going to play in front of people again.

Who was the girl you named it after? I actually don't call the guitars by name, but they do have names. Of course they do; I'm just that type.

I didn't know any girls in high school, so the SG had to wait a couple of years before it got its name. And no, I'm not telling because I've already died of embarrassment involving this guitar once and I won't again.

But the guitar (and the girl, for that matter) did change my life so it's fitting that they share their name.

Why aren't you selling it? Because it's my first. And you never forget your first.